Monday, June 28, 2021

$100 for the rest of the season

 

  • You get access to the Monster Squad discord - beta test went well. I am one of the dumbest people in the chat
  • Spreadsheets for the rest of the season (43 races) are in the discord
  • Seasonal Data Sheets (season data, optimals, lap-by-lap, pit stops, etc.) are in the Monster Squad discord
  • Shows in the discord video channel covering whatever I want to talk about. Still moving, so my setup is terrible. That means regular videos might be a week or so down the road. I anticipated this last month, that’s why I warned that the June videos etc may not be daily/weekly because I’m living in a Uhaul. 
  • My NASCAR thoughts are written in a special discord channel - basically a live article (it was 14 pages long for Nashville and was nearly 10,000 words, last week I broke down every driver - that’s a lot of content.
  • You will have the ability to ask me questions and chat with other crazy people that paid $100 to join this silly club
  • Also: my MLB and NFL spreadsheet is available in the discord, and other sport discussions are taking place, one guy has already completed 80 best ball drafts

How to pay - send $100:


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Friday, June 18, 2021

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Join the Monster Squad

You can be a part of the stupidest organization for $100

Why pay $100 to be a part of an irreverent joke?
  • You get access to the Monster Squad discord 
  • Spreadsheets for the rest of the season (43 races) are in the discord
  • Seasonal Data Sheets (season data, optimals, lap-by-lap, pit stops, etc.) are in the Monster Squad discord
  • Shows in the discord video channel covering whatever I want to talk about. Monsters? probably. NASCAR? Definitely.
  • My NASCAR thoughts will be written in a special discord channel
  • You will have the ability to ask me questions and chat with other crazy people that paid $100 to join this silly club
  • This is not a DFS site, and that's not the end goal, I have a lot of side projects that I am working on, I have no idea what this will turn into, but.... you don't care ...you want spreadsheets, and YES!!! That's one of my projects, so it will be in the discord and I will share all of my work with you, including an autotune EP called Die Hard Dance Party based on the film Die Hard starring Bruce Willis. It's five songs. it's stupid but it's real. Welcome to the club, pal! 
  • DFS sites and discords can turn toxic, so let's not take it too seriously. If you want to hang out and look at spreadsheets with some nerds, then join. 
  • You can also say you're a member of the Monster Squad, but be careful throwing that around because you will be expected to kill Mummies and Draculas on sight. Kicking the wolfman in the nards is mandatory, as well.
  • So basically, I'm starting a club (step 1), then a media empire (step 2), you don't want to know what step 3 is. But to be clear, I'm not selling DFS content anymore. No advertising. No YouTube promo videos. No monthly packages. I'm starting a club. Maybe there will be an initiation, but not this year. Maybe I'm going to make you volunteer at an old folks home. Maybe you will lie and say you sponge bathed an oldie, and I'll let it slide because I don't want to hear anymore of the details. Maybe we will wear funny hats and drive small cars during parades. I don't know. The future is limitless. It's whatever I want because I am the President of the Monster Squad, but I'm not married to that title. I like Big Chief a little more. Big Chief of the Monster Squad.
  • Now that I have scared most of you away, if you throw $100 my way, then you're in the club and club members can look at my spreadsheets, etc.

How to pay - send $100:


When you pay - include your GMAIL address

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

201 - Phoenix Cup Lineup Optimization (early run)

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optimus GIFAn early look at prices and an early Phoenix cup projection accompanied by some turns on the optimizer. Also, I worry about tires and the facts surrounding tire tests.

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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

200 - Phoenix 2018 Optimal Lineups and Practice Analysis

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In podcast #200, I just go about the business. No frills, folks, just stats. Maybe, a little #200 finger pointing, but nothing out of the ordinary. I look at the optimal lineups from both 2018 Cup races at Phoenix (or IMS) and determine how much we should trust practice data this week.

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Monday, March 4, 2019

199 - Phoenix Trends (Crazy or Calm)

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Is Phoenix a wreck fest or a conservative race? This matters. Knowing this trend will determine how DFS NASCAR players choose their value picks. A wreck fest means chasing place differential long shots. A conservative race means picking drivers that hang on to the lead lap.

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Sunday, March 3, 2019

198 - Cup Las Vegas Recap

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That was a disappointing race. I feel bad for hyping that terrible race up, but let's get over Las Vegas by talking fantasy NASCAR implications.

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